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I Have Rabies Shorts

$25.08
  • I Have Rabies by Emma
  • I Have Rabies by Emma
  • I Have Rabies by Emma
I Have Rabies by Emma I Have Rabies by Emma I Have Rabies by Emma

Color: Military Green

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"I Have Rabies" the slogan is not meant to be taken literally but as a quirky, darkly funny way to spark conversations or get a laugh.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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